Best Free and Bargain Kindle Books: 06-05-16

To Save A Mate (A Western Shapeshifter Werewolf Romance): Somewhere, TX (VonBrandt Family Book 1)

By Krystal Shannan / Genre: Werewolves & Shifters, Paranormal, Romance

To Save A Mate (A Western Shapeshifter Werewolf Romance): Somewhere, TX (VonBrandt Family Book 1)

A chance he never thought he’d have comes at a price he never wanted her to pay

What do you do when everything you thought was real turns out to be a lie? How do you pick yourself up and move on? Move past the pain?

Kara McClure is living the perfect life. A great boyfriend, supportive loving parents, and a full ride to John McAdams University on a scholarship. What could go wrong? But something always does. When tragedy hits, you’re supposed to be able to count on those closest to you for support. Kara turns to the love of her life, Vincent Harris, only to find him supporting the nether lips of her sorority sister.

Luke VonBrandt is a business college student with a secret no one can know. When an accident threatens the life of an innocent girl he’s secretly loved since high school, he risks everything to give her a second chance on life, even exposing the truth about what he is. The blue-eyed beauty haunts his dreams and her scent is all he can think about.

Luke’s wolf insists he find a way to claim her as his own.

But Kara’s broken heart will fight him every step of the way.

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That Thing You Do (Whispering Bay Romance Book 1)

By Maria Geraci / Genre: Contemporary, Romance

That Thing You Do (Whispering Bay Romance Book 1)

Welcome to the world of Whispering Bay romance, where hot heroes and smart heroines collide to find their happily-ever-afters!

Allie Grant doesn’t believe in second chances. She does, however, believe in the power of a permanent paycheck. So when a tipster reports that the soon-to-be demolished senior center in her hometown is haunted, Allie hightails it to Whispering Bay to get the scoop that could secure her dream job at Florida! magazine. What she finds, though, is far scarier than any ghost. Cue her ex-boyfriend, sexy construction foreman Tom Donalan.

When Tom catches Allie poking around his construction site, he quickly realizes his former high school flame is just as feisty as ever. And, heaven help him, her irresistible, mile-high legs still take his breath away. But Tom isn’t about to delay the building’s demolition because of a silly ghost story.

With neither of the stubborn exes backing down from their opposing positions, sparks fly. And, underneath the surface, the fire of their old attraction burns as hot as ever. When strange things start happening with increasing frequency around town, even a tough skeptic like Tom is tested. The question is, can Allie and Tom stop fighting long enough to get to the bottom of Whispering Bay’s ghost problem–and the more important matter of mending their broken hearts?

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The Boy in the Boat

By Brian Raleigh / Genre: Biographies & Memoirs

The Boy in the Boat

If you’re looking for a thrilling tale that seems more like fiction than fact, this could be it. Brian O’Raleigh’s life reads like an adventure story complete with drama, triumphs, losses and some truly hilarious incidents. The Iris Echo rated it as: “It’s at least as good as ‘Angela’s Ashes’, and it has more meaning.” This is definitely worth a read!

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The Black Butterfly: A Damaged Soul

By Cornelia Smith / Genre: Urban

The Black Butterfly: A Damaged Soul

The distant sisters Kerry and Khloe try to regain control of their lives, each at a crossroad that will define their future. After discovering that they share a similar abusive past by their father, the sisters vow to never leave each other’s side. Attempting to heal past hurts, they are more determined than ever to reclaim their lives and chase their dreams. But, what happens when life tests their unbreakable bond?

The Black Butterfly is a warm fiction that speaks a cold-hearted truth. That life is too short to not give it your all.

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Limitless (The Limitless Series Book 1)

By Danielle Ione / Genre: Contemporary, Romance

Limitless (The Limitless Series Book 1)

Knox appears to have the perfect life. He lives on the beach in sunny, southern California He’s a photographer, and a father to an intelligent little boy, but not everything is as it seems. Underneath it all, Knox lives a lonely life, filled with meaningless moments that only seem to dissipate during the 60 minutes he spends with his son every day. Then one day he meets Emery Jane. Suddenly, the void of loneliness disappears. The only problem is Knox holds a secret, one that could crush the promises of a future with the one woman he has grown to love, and the son he would do anything for.

Six years ago, Emery Jane ran from the secrets that were buried six feet under and from her own living, breathing, nightmare. Emery Jane longed for a life of normalcy and living in paradise seemed like the perfect place to find it. She never expected to meet Knox and his beautiful little boy, and she certainly didn’t expect to love them so fiercely. As she embraces the unexpected, Emery Jane thinks she can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, which shows her that life doesn’t always have to be so disheartening. But Emery Jane knows that with secrets come destruction, and that destruction is knocking on her door.

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Best Free and Bargain Kindle Books: 06-04-16

The Wolf’s Mate Book 1: Jason & Cadence

By R.E. Butler / Genre: Fantasy, Romance

The Wolf's Mate Book 1:  Jason & Cadence

For fourteen years, alpha wolf Jason has watched his partially marked mate Cadence live her life without him. Circumstances force his hand and he must find a way to get her to uncover her buried memories of their past before someone else steps up to take her from him.

For as long as she can remember, hybrid wolf Cadence has loved Jason with every fiber of her being,but he’s consistently shoved her away until the love that’s there is bound tightly in anger and shame. No one can take his place in her heart, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t wolves willing to try.

Will Cadence be able to get through Jason’s icy demeanor to the heart of the boy she’s always loved? Can Jason undo the past so they will have a future together?

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The Wolf’s Mate Book 2: Linus & The Angel

By R.E. Butler / Genre: Fantasy, Romance

The Wolf's Mate Book 2:  Linus & The Angel

He thinks he’ll be alone forever:

Linus Mayfield has a lot of good things in his life: fourth ranked in the Tressel wolf pack, nice house, decent job, and plenty of friends. What he doesn’t have is what he longs for most – a true mate. His first foray into marriage was a disaster and he’s certain he’ll never be free to love again.

She’ll prove him wrong:

Karly is an Angel, a supernaturally perfect mate for one special werewolf. She’s spent the last 15 months looking for her mate, only to nearly die before she ever meets him. One icy winter night changes both of their lives forever.

When their past interferes with their future, will all be lost in the darkness, or will he find his perfect angel in time? This book contains plenty of claws and fangs, possessive werewolves willing to move heaven and earth for their mates, red hot werewolf sex, a sweet wolf with a heart of gold and an angel made just for him

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Wolf Moon: A Grazi Kelly Novel

By C.D. Gorri / Genre: Paranormal & Urban, Fantasy & Magic, Science Fiction, Fantasy & Scary Stories, Children’s eBooks

Wolf Moon: A Grazi Kelly Novel

Hi. My name is Grazi Kelly. There are things I know are true and things that I never would have guessed. First, demons and witches exist and they are evil. Second, the world is up for grabs and the witches are getting their minions ready. Third, I’m a werewolf and it’s my job to stop them.

High school sophomore Grazi Kelly leads an ordinary life in the suburbs of New Jersey helping her grandmother with chores and attending Catholic school. Things are pretty good except for her bullying cousin and the rest of the obnoxious cheer team. Then things take a frightening turn when the night of the full moon arrives and the bodies start piling up. Grazi learns that she is different in ways she never expected. She finds herself torn between Sebastian, the school soccer star and Ronan, a foreign exchange student who shares her secret. She must uncover the identity behind the mysterious attacker, but is she ready for the entire truth?

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The Witch Tree (Anna Denning Mystery Book 1)

By Karin Kaufman / Genre: Religious & Inspirational Fiction

The Witch Tree (Anna Denning Mystery Book 1)

A family tree full of witches. A genealogist determined to find the truth.Just days before Christmas in the mountain town of Elk Park, Colorado, genealogist Anna Denning discovers a client’s body. When she starts asking questions no one wants answered, she becomes the killer’s next target. Still grieving the death of her husband, Anna must draw on her wounded faith to enter a world of wicca and witchcraft—reminders of a past she buried long ago—and discover the secret of The Witch Tree.The Anna Denning Mystery Series is written from a Christian worldview.

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When They Were Eagles

By Les Lunt / Genre: Historical, Mystery & Thrillers

When They Were Eagles

1940. High above the fields of Kent the Luftwaffe was confident they could defeat the Royal Air Force. The Nazis had rolled over France and the Low Countries with a ferocity and aggression never seen before; now Hitler was lining up Russia, but first he had to defeat Britain. Standing between the Luftwaffe and total victory stood the few young men of Fighter Command. They lived, and loved, those days to the full. This is the story of one young man’s battle and its consequences down the generations.

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Best Free and Bargain Kindle Books: 06-03-16

Cousins: An Alpha Bad Boy Romance (Book 1)

By Lisa Lang Blakeney / Genre: Action & Adventure, Women’s Fiction

Cousins: An Alpha Bad Boy Romance (Book 1)

Our passion is incredibly intense. The connection between us borders on the possessive. Our feelings are absolutely forbidden. We’re cousins…The question now is…what the f*ck are we going to do about it?

After Elizabeth Hill is brutally attacked in her apartment by an intruder and then unceremoniously dumped by her ex-boyfriend, she moves in with her wealthy aunt and uncle who assign her older cousin the task of keeping an eye out for her. All she remembers about her cousin Roman is that he was the moody mean boy who played a cruel trick on her when she was just six years old; but soon learns that he is now a complex and multi-layered man who has the ability to protect her, ignite her, and challenge her like no one ever has before.

Wealthy Roman Masterson makes his fortune by fixing celebrity problems for big money and by any means necessary. He is a foul-mouthed, bad-tempered, manwhore who doesn’t have the time or inclination to babysit a gullible little brat from the suburbs…until he unknowingly spots her in the middle of a crowded dance floor and decides right then and there to claim every one of her orgasms from that moment on. Little does he know that the woman he’s laid claim to is his…cousin.

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Hallowed Halls

By Hannah Alexander / Genre: Medical

Hallowed Halls

Zack turned to look at Joy, and a glint of humor entered his golden brown eyes. She’d never forgotten the warmth and kindness of that gaze–the total sanity that ruled his life. How attractive that was to her right now, even from this man who had broken her heart.

Instead of sitting behind his desk, he took the seat next to hers, turned to face her and sank down, so close their knees nearly touched. “Joy, I really am glad you’re back in town, and don’t worry, I won’t bite.”

She swallowed, embarrassed by her continued edginess. “Thank you for agreeing to meet me at such short notice.”

“You’re kidding, right?” His lips twitched. “Don’t tell me we’re going to keep this strictly professional. I’ll always make time for my friend and anatomy partner.”

“I’m not concerned about those people, just the former fiances.”

“Think we could work around it until we get more comfortable with each other again?”

“Are you trying to talk me into taking the job?” She resisted the sudden urge to retreat as it hit home how difficult it would be to work with him regularly, see him every day. Being this close to him brought buried emotions to the surface once again.

When Dr. Joy Gilbert is fired from a lucrative job in the city by an employer who expected more than she cared to give him, she returns to her small hometown of Juliet, on the bank of the Missouri River. She arrives in the middle of the night, and her former employer’s fifteen-year-old daughter, Tressa, pops out of the backseat, refusing to return home to divorced and broken parents. Minutes later Joy encounters Zack, who broke their engagement last year without a good explanation, and he’s still very much single. When she finally arrives at her mother’s house, it’s to find Molly sick and broke, without electricity, as she cares for dozens of abandoned animals.

Deeply in debt from school loans and mortgage payments on a house in the city she never wanted, Joy must have a job, and the only position available in this town is working in the ER where Zack is the director. They must find a way to reconcile, and their work together becomes more vital when Tressa begins having unexplained fainting spells that grow worse over time.

Can Joy pull her life together and allow her wounds to heal as she tries to help the ones she loves? Can she face the secrets that come out as she and Zack fight Tressa’s life-threatening illness? Come visit the charming town of Juliet, Missouri, where family and friends ensure no one ever feels alone, and heroes fight for the health and safety of those in need, in Book One of the Hallowed Halls Series, written by award winning author, Hannah Alexander.

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Prince’s Dirty Little Secret (A Royal Secret Baby Romance)

By Riley Rollins / Genre: Women’s Fiction, Contemporary Fiction

Prince's Dirty Little Secret (A Royal Secret Baby Romance)

The prince wants me in a tiara… and nothing else!

That cocky, tyrannical bastard. He threw me in the palace dungeon! That’s right—the Crown Prince caught me sneaking into his kingdom, so he slapped me in handcuffs.

He’s pompous, he’s presumptuous, and he’s a royal pain in my ass. But the madder I get, the less I can resist that chiseled body, those ripped abs, that arrogant smile, that raging hard… scepter. I hate his f*ckin’ guts, but I just can’t keep my hands off the royal goods.

ONE night together was all it took. One hard, fast, and unprotected mistake.

And now…

I’m pregnant with the prince’s baby.

But if the King discovers our dirty little secret……OH. MY. GOD.

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A Lighter Shade Of Pale: A Billionaire Vampire Romance

By Samantha Snow / Genre: Fantasy, Romance

A Lighter Shade Of Pale: A Billionaire Vampire Romance

Having youthful good looks, a billion dollar fortune and the ability to charm any woman on the planet certainly makes existence a lot more fun for vampire bachelor Damian Ward.

Knowing it is impossible to ever have a normal relationship, Damian has resigned himself to a life of parties, women and casual sex.

And he is loving every minute of it.

However, everything changes when a routine one night stand with a beautiful young woman called Leah results in her becoming pregnant.

It should be biologically impossible for Damian to ever impregnate a human and he knows that if it was to ever happen then such an event could only mean one thing.

The beginning of the end…

If you like your Vampire Romances to be different from the norm and to give you a fresh spin on a classic theme then you will LOVE “A Lighter Shade Of Pale”. There is simply nothing else like it, so scroll up and start reading this NOW!

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Soldier On

By Sydney Logan / Genre: War

Soldier On

Will his call of duty break both their hearts?

Losing her father in Desert Storm has left Stephanie James with a bitter soul when it comes to the military. As a college senior juggling a full course load, Steph’s only goal is to graduate with honors at the end of the semester. She’s focused, determined, and a firm believer in all work and no play. Then she meets Brandon Walker at a New Year’s Eve costume party. Despite his disguise, Steph finds herself attracted to the camouflaged soldier who curls her toes with a scorching midnight kiss.

Brandon is an engineering major and ROTC student from the hills of Kentucky. Growing up as the son of a major general has given Brandon firsthand knowledge of the struggles military families sometimes face. Now that his father’s memory is fading, Brandon is even more determined to make his dad proud and graduate as an officer in the United States Army. Then he meets Stephanie, and suddenly, his focus is less on his military service and more on the pretty brunette who has stolen his heart. When he becomes aware of Steph’s resentment toward the military, he worries their relationship is doomed.

When faced with the realization that she’s fallen in love with a soldier, can Steph’s wounds from the past be healed with love in her present . . . and in her future?

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Best Free and Bargain Kindle Books: 06-02-16

Brainrush (Brainrush Series Book 1)

By Richard Bard / Genre: Men’s Adventure, Action & Adventure

Brainrush (Brainrush Series Book 1)

Before he slid into the MRI machine, Jake Bronson was just an ordinary guy with terminal cancer. But when an earthquake hits during the procedure, Jake staggers from the wreckage a profoundly changed man, now endowed with uncanny mental abilities.

An ocean away, Luciano Battista wants a piece of Jake’s talent. Posing as a pioneering scientist, the terrorist leader has been conducting cerebral-implant experiments in a sinister quest to create a breed of super jihadist agents…and Jake’s altered brain may be the key to his success. But Jake refuses to play the pawn in an unholy war–and when an innocent woman and autistic child are taken hostage to force his cooperation, he embarks on a jihad of his own. Jake and his band of loyal friends are thrust into a deadly chase that leads from the canals of Venice through Monte Carlo and finally to an ancient cavern in the Hindu Kush mountains of Afghanistan–where Jake discovers that his newfound talents carry a hidden price that threatens the entire human race.

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Glittering Promises: A Novel (Grand Tour Series Book 3)

By Lisa T. Bergren / Genre: Historical, Religious & Inspirational Fiction

Glittering Promises: A Novel (Grand Tour Series Book 3)

Wealth cannot buy peace … or direction. For Cora Kensington, the Grand Tour was to be the trip of a lifetime. She discovered the family she never knew she had, and may have even found the love she longs for in Will. And yet her life has just become infinitely more challenging …  Hounded by journalists chasing the beguiling story of the newest American heiress, Cora fights to remain true to her past, reconcile her present, and still embrace her future. But as Will struggles with her newfound wealth, she begins to wonder if their love is strong enough to withstand all that threatens to pull them apart. Complicating matters is the stubborn pursuit of Pierre de Richelieu and the increased demands on her time and attention. Cora must stand up for what she believes—regardless of how that might challenge current family and cultural norms—in order to remain true to who she really is. And as she glimpses the end of the tour, Cora knows it’s time to decide Who and what defines her … and who and what does not.

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LEAVING CAROLINA: Southern Discomfort Series: Book One

By Tamara Leigh / Genre: Romance, Religious & Inspirational Fiction

LEAVING CAROLINA: Southern Discomfort Series: Book One

THEY SAY YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF THE SOUTH, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SOUTH OUT OF THE GIRL. THIS GIRL BEGS TO DIFFER.

Piper Wick left her hometown of Pickwick, North Carolina twelve years ago, shook the dust off her feet, ditched her drawl and her family name, and made a new life for herself as a high-powered public relations consultant in Los Angeles. She’s even engaged to be engaged to the picture-perfect U.S. Congressman Grant Spangler.

Now all of Piper’s hard-won happiness is threatened by a reclusive uncle’s bout of conscience. In the wake of a health scare, Uncle Obadiah Pickwick has decided to change his will, leaving money to make amends for four generations’ worth of family misdeeds. But that will reveal all the Pickwick’s secrets, including Piper’s.

Though Piper arrives in Pickwick primed for battle, she is unprepared for Uncle Obe’s rugged, blue-eyed gardener. So just who is Axel Smith? Why does he think making amends is about more than just making restitution? And why, oh why, can’t she stay on task? With God’s help, Piper is about to discover that although good PR might smooth things over, only the truth will set her free.

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Rite of Rejection (Acceptance Book 1)

By Sarah Negovetich / Genre: Dystopian, Science Fiction, Science Fiction, Fantasy & Scary Stories, Children’s eBooks

Rite of Rejection (Acceptance Book 1)

Straight-laced, sixteen-year-old Rebecca can’t wait for her Acceptance. A fancy ball, eligible bachelors, and her debut as an official member of society. Instead, the Machine rejects Rebecca. Labeled as a future criminal, she’s shipped off to a life sentence in a lawless penal colony.

A life behind barbed wire fences with the world’s most dangerous people terrifies Rebecca. She reluctantly joins a band of misfit teens in a risky escape plan, complete with an accidental fiancé she’s almost certain she can learn to love.

But freedom comes with a price. To escape a doomed future and prove her innocence Rebecca must embrace the criminal within.

A teen and young adult dystopian adventure of crime, romance and survival.

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Beyond Series Bundle (Books 1-3)

By Kit Rocha / Genre: Contemporary, Romance

Beyond Series Bundle (Books 1-3)

All Noelle Cunningham has ever wanted is a life beyond the walls of Eden, where only the righteous are allowed to remain. But ruins lie outside the City, remnants of a society destroyed by solar storms.

Those ruins house the corrupt and the criminal–men like Jasper McCray, bootlegger and cage fighter. He’ll defend the O’Kane gang with his life, but no fight prepared him for the exiled City girl who falls at his feet.

Her innocence is undeniable, and so is their attraction. But if she wants to belong to Jas, she’ll have to open herself to a world where passion is power, and freedom is found in submission.

BEYOND CONTROL (100,000 words, 398 pages)

Alexa Parrino escaped a life of servitude to become one of the most influential people in Sector Four, where the O’Kanes rule with a hedonistic but iron fist. There’s nothing she wouldn’t do for the gang–and for its leader. But she bows to no one, not even Dallas O’Kane.

Dallas fought to carve order out of the chaos of the sectors. Danger threatens his people, but his liquor business is flourishing, and new opportunities fuel his ambition. Lex could help him expand his empire–and no one says no to the king of Sector Four.

Falling into bed is easy, but their sexual games are anything but casual. Attraction quickly turns to obsession, and their careful dance of heady dominance and sweet submission uncovers a need so deep, so strong, it could crush them both.

BEYOND PAIN (89,000 words, 350 pages)

Live fast, die young–anything else is a fantasy for Six. She’s endured the worst the sectors had to throw at her, but falling in with Dallas O’Kane’s Sector Four gang lands her in a whole new world of danger. They’re completely open about everything, including their sexuality–but she hasn’t survived this long by making herself vulnerable. Especially not to men as dominant as Brendan Donnelly.

Bren is a killer, trained in Eden and thrown to the sectors. His one outlet is pain, in the cage and in the bedroom, and emotion is a luxury he can’t afford–until he meets Six. Protecting her soothes him, but it isn’t enough. Her hunger for touch sparks a journey of erotic discovery where anything goes–voyeurism, flogging, rough sex. He has only one rule: he won’t share her.

In Bren’s arms, Six is finally free to let go. But his obsession with the man who made him a monster could destroy the fragile connection they’ve forged, and cost him the one thing that makes him feel human–her love.

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Temptation (The Hunted Series Book 1)

By Ivy Smoak / Genre: Contemporary, Romance

Temptation (The Hunted Series Book 1)

Indulge in the temptation in the breakout series The Hunted by Ivy Smoak.

When Penny Taylor runs into a handsome stranger in a coffee shop, she believes her luck has finally changed. After having her confidence unwound by her ex, she falls hard for a true gentleman. But once she realizes that her crush is her communications professor, her world is turned upside down.

Haunted by dreams of the alluring Professor Hunter, Penny can’t seem to dismiss her fantasies and the temptation to have him grows deeper. Will the excitement, danger, and mystery surrounding Professor Hunter bring her to her knees?

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Rite of Rejection (Acceptance Book 1)

By Sarah Negovetich / Genre: Dystopian, Science Fiction, Science Fiction, Fantasy & Scary Stories, Children’s eBooks

Rite of Rejection (Acceptance Book 1)

Straight-laced, sixteen-year-old Rebecca can’t wait for her Acceptance. A fancy ball, eligible bachelors, and her debut as an official member of society. Instead, the Machine rejects Rebecca. Labeled as a future criminal, she’s shipped off to a life sentence in a lawless penal colony.

A life behind barbed wire fences with the world’s most dangerous people terrifies Rebecca. She reluctantly joins a band of misfit teens in a risky escape plan, complete with an accidental fiancé she’s almost certain she can learn to love.

But freedom comes with a price. To escape a doomed future and prove her innocence Rebecca must embrace the criminal within.

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Things Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka): Hysterically true tales from a comedian’s haywire life (COMEDY, SHORT STORIES)

By Rodney Lacroix / Genre: Parenting & Families, Humor, Humor & Entertainment

Things Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka): Hysterically true tales from a comedian's haywire life (COMEDY, SHORT STORIES)

Think you’ve got it bad? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Murphy’s Law, meet Rodney’s Law. If it can go wrong, it has already happened to Rodney Lacroix in the worst, most comedic way humanly possible. And you’ll find all of those stories right here, in full-color detail, right in this book.

Things Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka) is a memoir of sorts, a roadmap of Rodney Lacroix’s haywire life thus far. If you think you’re having a bad day, this book is a great reminder that it can always get worse. This is typically at Rodney Lacroix’s expense, sadly for him.

There’s no doubt, if you enjoy snorting milk through your nose, and you’re drinking milk right now … you’re going to love this book.

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44 Chapters About 4 Men: A Memoir

By BB Easton / Genre: Humor, Humor & Entertainment

44 Chapters About 4 Men: A Memoir

School psychologists aren’t supposed to write books about sex. Doing so would be considered “unethical” and “a fireable offense.” Lucky for you, ethics was never my strong suit.

After spending years trying to spice up my sex life, I gave up and took to my journal. Perhaps my gorgeous, cold, number crunching husband simply wasn’t capable of the kind of passion I’d come to expect. After all, my ex-boyfriends—a skinhead turned US Marine turned motorcycle club outlaw, a baby-faced punk rocker out on parole, and a heavy-metal bass player—were every bit as tattooed and testosterone-fueled as the leading men in my favorite romance novels. If I couldn’t have that kind of passion again in real life, at least I could write about it. Right? Nobody had to know. It would be my little secret.

Well, guess what? My husband read that shit.

And guess what else? He upped his fucking game.

Drunk with power and under the dubious advisement of my best friend and colleague, I began testing the limits—crafting journal entries specifically designed to manipulate Ken’s behavior. For the most part, he responded beautifully…except when he didn’t.

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Twisted Vine (Lei Crime, Book 5)

By Toby Neal / Genre: Police Procedurals, Mystery & Thrillers

Twisted Vine (Lei Crime, Book 5)

The island of Oahu is skyscrapers and rainforests, beaches and boutiques—but Special Agent Lei Texeira is drawn into a shadow world connected by death and the Internet.

Mysterious suicides draw Lei and her team, including tech specialist Sophie Ang, to hunt a criminal who plays with the thin gray line between right and wrong. Lei stirs up a hornet’s nest on the investigation as her past reaches out in a twisted vine of old loves, new technologies and dark vendettas.

“Toby Neal scores a royal flush in this fifth of an unmissable crime series for mystery fans!” J.C. Martin, author of Oracle

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African Animal Facts For Kids: Non-Fiction Book For Preschool, Kindergarten and First Graders (African Animal Picture Books)

By Deborah Bradley / Genre: Mammals, More Animals, Animals, Children’s eBooks

African Animal Facts For Kids: Non-Fiction Book For Preschool, Kindergarten and First Graders (African Animal Picture Books)

Ever heard of a Xerus? Do you know how many hours a buffalo sleeps each day?
Any idea how long a giraffe’s tongue is? Learn these and loads more awesome animal facts inside…

I worked hard to find an African animal for every letter of the alphabet, and each one comes with 1-2 interesting and fun-to-learn facts to help you become an African animal expert!

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DIY Protein Bars: 25 Simple Protein Bar Recipes For Making Quick Healthy Snacks. Learn How to Make Protein Bars in No Time (diy protein bars, protein bars, high protein snacks)

By Maudie Webb / Genre: Natural Foods, Cookbooks, Food & Wine

DIY Protein Bars: 25 Simple Protein Bar Recipes For Making Quick Healthy Snacks. Learn How to Make Protein Bars in No Time (diy protein bars, protein bars, high protein snacks)

This book covers some proven steps and strategies on how to make your own amazing protein bars. There are 6 chapters in this book that provides with everything you need to know to get the best. This book is a result of research on protein bars and recipes currently popular all over the world. If you read this book, you will learn how to make your protein bars at home, why its beneficial, and best practices.

Protein is essential for your health. You need it regardless of whether you are interested in working in a gym. If you do not get enough protein, the results can be devastating: delayed development, a weakened immune system, and poor cardio and respiratory performance are just some of the negative effects that you might experience. Protein helps you perform at your optimal level.

Protein bars provide nutritional support to your body throughout your entire day. They can be made from soy, whey, or other protein bases and are mixed with other ingredients to provide your body with the nutritional support that it needs. Often, they also provide good fats and other ingredients that your body relies upon for energy and muscle support. And that’s why you need this book.

In this book, we will discuss in detail how to make your own delicious and healthy protein bars.

You’ll learn things like…

  • Protein bar basics
  • Important things you should know about protein bars
  • 25 amazing DIY protein bar recipes
  • Benefits of protein bars
  • How protein bars will benefit your diet

Thanks again for reading. I hope you like it! Enjoy your DIY protein bars!

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The Honeymoon Cottage (Pajaro Bay Series)

By Barbara Cool Lee / Genre: Collections & Anthologies, Mystery & Thrillers

The Honeymoon Cottage (Pajaro Bay Series)

Looking for a light and breezy, feel-good beach read? You’ve found it in Pajaro Bay.

Camilla Stewart desperately needs to make a fresh start: her despicable ex-fiancé stole her life savings, embezzled from her job, and then disappeared without a trace—leaving behind nothing but his eight-year-old son, Oliver.

But when she arrives in the little beach town of Pajaro Bay, she immediately runs into local sheriff’s captain Ryan Knight, and finds escaping her past won’t be as easy as she planned.

Because Ryan soon realizes that Camilla and little Oliver may be the only people alive who can identify a serial killer… and they are next on his hit list.

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Where We Belong (A Touch of Fate)

By K.L. Grayson / Genre: Romance, Contemporary Fiction

Where We Belong (A Touch of Fate)

Regret . . . she’s a snarky little bitch.

I’ve tried several times to regret the events that took place on June 5, 2008, but for the life of me, I can’t. I’d never regret the pain, the suffering, or the heartache because they ultimately led me to the place I am now. And I can’t regret the place I am now. What I still can’t figure out is this: how is it possible that the single worst day of my life inadvertently became the very best day?

Five years ago my life was irrevocably changed.

Seventeen minutes was all it took—

to lose my best friend…

to lose the love of my life…

Seventeen minutes was all it took for the seeds of hope—the seeds of my future—to be planted in the worst possible way.

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Wild Boys After Dark: Logan

By Melissa Foster / Genre: Contemporary, Romance

Wild Boys After Dark: Logan

Navy SEAL vet turned private investigator Logan Wild has a thirst for justice — and one-time flings. But when he meets Stella “Stormy” Knight, he finds himself craving more from the mysterious beauty…



Everything’s naughtier after dark…
 Indulge your inner vixen.Stella “Stormy” Knight is an expert at hiding–her feelings, her past, and her identity. Sometimes all that hiding takes its toll, and she needs to come out from under that heavy suit of armor and cut loose–but it never takes her long to put it right back on and disappear without a trace.



Navy SEAL turned private Investigator Logan Wild is relentless in his pursuit to discover the truth for his clients. He works hard, plays even harder, and always walks away unscathed and untethered. Until he meets mysterious and sexy-as-hell Stormy, who leaves him craving more than a one-night stand.



Passion ignites, secrets are shared, and their deep connection is impossible to ignore. But in order to have a future, Logan must uncover Stormy’s dark past–and when he does, he’ll hold her fate in his hands.



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Dirty Dom: Valetti Crime Family (A Bad Boy Mafia Romance)

By Willow Winters / Genre: Women’s Fiction, Contemporary Fiction

Dirty Dom: Valetti Crime Family (A Bad Boy Mafia Romance)

Dominic Valetti is only interested in two things: getting paid and getting laid.

He’s a bookie for the Valetti crime family, and he knows his sh*t. Dom’s busy doing business, no time to dabble in social niceties. The women that chase after him wanting more than a dirty, hard f*ck are only gonna get their hearts broken.

That is, until Becca stumbles into his office to pay off her ex’s debt. A hot brunette who’s just as guarded as he is and has a body made for sin… and for him. They’re not meant to be together. A woman like her shouldn’t be with a man like him. He’s mobbed up; she’s a good girl who deserves better.

When they push their boundaries and cave to temptation, they both forget about the danger. And that’s a mistake a man like Dom can’t afford. Will Dirty Dom risk it all to keep Becca safe, or will he live up to his name?

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Mad Love

By Colet Abedi / Genre: Romance, Contemporary Fiction

Mad Love

23-year-old aspiring artist Sophie Walker can think of no better place than the exotic paradise of the Maldives Islands to escape the wrath of her controlling parents, the monotony of her boring legal work and her passionless boyfriend. With her two best friends along for the ride and to help her find herself again, Sophie is not prepared for the enigmatic Clayton Sinclair. Clayton comes from another world of privilege that seems like a fantasy to Sophie. Can this man introduce her to the passion & seduction she never realized she was desperately searching for? Sophie quickly becomes ensnared in Clayton’s seductive web until a shocking treachery makes her question her judgment and actions…

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