Fashionably Dead in Diapers: Hot Damned Series Book 4
By Robyn Peterma / Genre: Romantic Comedy, Romance
And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard…That’s nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren’t any books on raising True Immortals so let me give you a few tips…
~ Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion and a map will help if you only have seven minutes and thirty-one seconds. You’re welcome.
~ Parenting books are useless if you’re not human. If your child is half Vampyre/ half Demon I would suggest not using parenting books at all–they can backfire like a mother humper. Trust me on this.
~ Have sex.
~ When your child tells you he has an imaginary friend, do not discount this as fantasy. Often times your child isn’t imagining anything. If he persists with alarming and violent stories about this fictional buddy it’s probably a Troll. Do a thorough search of your home and kill it. Decapitation works best. Some imaginary friends are harmless. However, it’s wise not to take chances.
~ Have sex again.
~ When in large crowds, make sure you hold tight to your child’s hand. Losing a child in an amusement park is terrifying. If you’re truly paranoid a parent could consider putting a chip in their child. If you do this don’t discuss it at dinner parties. People will think you are weird.
~ At least cuddle.
~ Playing with dolls is fun. Being one? No so much. If your child ever finds a Genie in a bottle, flush it immediately. Many children wish for things that are very difficult to reverse…like being doll sized. If this happens, move to Oz. There are many people of small stature there. And yes, it really does exist.
~ Find a closet and go to town.
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Hell On Heels (Hot Damned Series, Book 3)
By Robyn Peterma / Genre: Fantasy, Romance
Where does a Demon go when she gets deported from Hell?
Kentucky. Eden, Kentucky to be more specific—where nothing is exactly as it seems.
My name is Dixie. I’m a Demon—a lousy Demon. I’m a twenty-one year old virgin and I have a battery operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is not high on my list of things to do.
Hell was exact. Hell was simple. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter than Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will get off my ass.
Instead I end up in Kentucky looking for the Balance of Chaos, avoiding pole dancing classes with Mother Nature and finding out my invisible friend is a silver skinned destructive weather pattern.
And if that isn’t craptastic enough, the damn Sword of Death is missing again and who ever has it wants the King of the Underworld dead. Seriously.
With new powers emerging daily, keeping my Demon side, horniness and general disgust under wraps doesn’t make it any easier to fit in with the humans. Thankfully my priorities are in line: get laid…save world…try not to blow up kitchen appliances…and get laid again. I was ready to rumble. All I want to do is go back to Hell, but with the balance of good and evil in my hands, I’m stuck in the garden of Eden. Oh well, what the Hell. Someone has to save the world before there’s no world left to save. Might as well be me.
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Secrets of a Duke’s Daughter (The Duchess’s Investigative Society Book 1)
By Samantha Hol / Genre: Regency, Romance
A duke’s daughter must be prepared for whatever life—and love—throws her way…
Lady Cassandra Fallon is finally ready to take control of her life and join her late mother’s investigative society. She’s more than confident she can do the job—even when her first case involves a potentially deadly scandal. What she’s not quite prepared for is her brother’s attractive (and increasingly distracting) friend acting as her self-appointed bodyguard…
When Lord Luke promised his best friend he’d keep an eye on Cassie, he meant it. But the brazen and entirely too alluring woman she’s become is a far cry from the mischievous, freckled girl she used to be. Luke knows a lowly viscount has no business longing for (or touching) a duke’s daughter. But against all reason…he does…
She craves independence. He only craves her. An epic battle of the sexes is at hand. But will love be enough to get them to happily ever after? Cassie and Luke will soon find out…
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The Mistake (Bad Bridesmaids Book 1)
By Noelle Adams / Genre: Contemporary, Romance
Amanda Griffin has made a mistake. Or maybe a long series of them.
First, she gets drunk at her sister’s wedding and shares all her guilty secrets with Robert Castleman, the worst possible man. Then, at her cousin’s wedding, she ends up in bed with him. At her best friend’s wedding, they have a big, embarrassing fight. And then she gets stuck with him on the world’s most annoying road trip. Her heart has always belonged to a man she can never have, so it’s not like she’ll ever fall for Robert. It’s just that she can’t get away from him, and now she’s not sure she wants to.
Robert has lived his life watching from a distance and never investing in relationships that will end up hurting him. So the last thing he should do is hook up with his niece’s best friend. She’s too young. Too beautiful. Too clever. And already in love with someone else. But since he can’t keep his hands off her, he’ll at least be smart with his heart. After all, it would be a huge mistake to let himself fall for her.
But it’s a mistake he can’t help but make.
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The Ballad of Crow & Sparrow
By V.L. Locey / Genre: , ,
Sometimes a man’s biggest blunder can turn into his greatest triumph.
Orphaned at fourteen, Crow Poulin now has to hunt and trap the White Mountains of Arizona, as his father had taught him, all alone. It’s a lonely existence, until one morning, while checking his trap line, Crow finds more than a rabbit in a snare. He stumbles across the outlaw Jack Wittington lying half dead in the wilds. He takes the wanted man in, heals him, and in return for saving his life, the smooth-talking criminal invites Crow to join his family. Starved for human interaction and a father figure, Crow leaves the mountains behind for what he assumes will be a brighter future.
Six years pass. Crow is now a man, as well as a member of the Wittington Gang. He may be considered an outlaw, but his father’s morals are warring loudly with the lifestyle of his adopted family. When the gang decides to rob a train, Crow has no choice but to go along to keep a tight rein on the more bloodthirsty members. It doesn’t take long for the scheme to go horribly astray. Instead of gold-filled coffers, the gang finds Spencer Haughton, son of cattle baron and railroad tycoon Woodford Haughton, cowering in the family’s opulent private car. The outlaws grab the sickly heir in hopes of ransoming him off.
Things then go from bad to worse for them when the law rides down on the Wittington hideout and Crow is given Spencer to hide until the ransom is paid. The pretty young man is nothing at all like anyone Crow has ever met before. Delicate, refined, well-educated, and possessed of a singing voice to rival the songs of the birds in the trees, Crow slowly finds himself falling for the winsome rich boy. But can two such opposite souls find the love they’re both seeking in each other’s arms?
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Two for Boarding: A Workplace College Hockey Romance (The Minnesota Snow Pirates Series Book 4)
By Lasairiona McMaste / Genre: Romantic Comedy, Romance
Disarming. Dirty. Dominant.
Easygoing defenseman Austin Morgan doesn’t want for much. Trust fund kid, skilled fighter, and talented hockey player in the peak of his physical prime, life is pretty much going his way…
All except for the sudden breakup of a long-term relationship which has shaken his very identity as a Dom. Until he can trust himself again, relationships are off the cards. But when the team trainer Mackenzie Abbott draws him into her orbit, he can’t get her out of his mind. Not only is she all-the-way vanilla, but they work together, she’s off limits… and she has her own secrets.
Can he learn to trust her enough to accept her into his world? Or will the hidden past she can’t escape ruin it all?
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All the Pretty Ones: A serial killer thriller with nail-biting suspense (Detective Jackie Cooke Book 1)
By Marnie Riches / Genre: Cozy, Mystery, Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
The girl is sitting upright, her dark brown hair arranged over her shoulders and her blue, blue eyes staring into the distance. She looks almost peaceful. But her gaze is vacant, and her skin is cold…
Seventeen-year-old Chloe Smedley walks out of the school gates and waves to the person waiting for her across the road. She smiles and hurries towards them… and is never seen alive again.
Detective Jackie Cooke is first on the scene when Chloe’s body is found, posed upright at a garden table. In her gut, Jackie knows she’s searching for a monster and it’s only a matter of time before they strike again, but no one will listen.
Chloe’s distraught mother describes her as a happy, loving girl, and Jackie vows to find her killer, whatever the cost.
Then another body is found, posed in the same strange way. Sickened by the scene, Jackie returns home to find a multi-coloured friendship bracelet on her kitchen counter. Her blood runs cold. It’s the same one her brother was wearing before he disappeared, nearly thirty years ago.
Jackie realises that only digging into her own past will let her catch the killer. But he is already watching her every move… can she stop him before he strikes again?
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A Final Battle Against Bandits: A Historical Western Adventure Novel
By Johnnie Burns / Genre: Classics, Literature & Fiction
When it comes to bounty hunting, Drake Allmont is a force to be reckoned with. While his scars clearly prove he’s been through enough adventures for a lifetime, little did he know the most memorable one was yet to come… On a fateful day, a young woman’s photo and two letters with a treasure map are found in the loot of a gang, signaling the beginning of a perilous hunt.
The mysterious woman’s sad eyes inspire Drake to discover the truth…
Suave and slender, Jack Cassidy is both a gambler and a gunman. Only one rival stands in his way: Drake Allmont. When his sworn enemy knocks on his door, he is initially flabbergasted. Yet, his suggestion to go on a gold hunt spikes Jack’s adrenaline. The only problem is that they’re not the first ones to find out about the map.
A never-ending game can only have one winner…
While traveling through the wilds, Drake and Jack will face a fierce gang of bandits. However, they won’t need to wait long to realize that something far darker is on their trail. Will our former foes and current allies come out alive and rich at the end of it all? Or will this be their final battle?
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Finding Starlight: A Small Town, Romantic Suspense (The Quimby Grove Series Book 1)
By Shannon Nikole / Genre: Romance, Literary Fiction
A woman looking to escape her past.
A man returning to his roots.
And someone just beneath the surface, watching their every move…
Quimby Grove, Pennsylvania is the perfect place for a fresh start. After leaving her old life behind, Ellawyn Calloway is finally able to breathe a little easier. She spends all her time at Starlight Books, a quaint bookstore café, and develops a friendship with the elderly shop owner, Benji.
But everything changes when Benji requests that his grandson, Beckett Walden, return to Quimby Grove for a visit. When Ellawyn learns of a devastating threat to Starlight Books, she doesn’t think twice, offering to help Beckett run the store.
Ellawyn finds herself letting her guard down piece by piece. But as those walls fade away, an unwanted presence finds a way to slip through the cracks and into Ellawyn’s life. With a stalker on the prowl, Ellawyn is in more danger than she ever imagined.
Through tragedy, Ellawyn and Beckett begin to find love within each other, both oblivious to the real danger that is lurking in the shadows, desperate to get Ellawyn alone.
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Football For Beginners: Everything You Need to Know to Enjoy a Match from Scratch in Less than 1 Hour?Game Techniques and Strategies for Tomorrow’s Champions Included
By Winthrop Chavez / Genre: Football (American), Coaching, Sports & Outdoors
THE ONE-STOP STRATEGIC GUIDE TO LEARNING FOOTBALL THE QUICK & EASY WAY!
Has your son recently embarked on his college football career?
Do you wish you could fully enjoy a match by understanding this fascinating game’s dynamics?
The football game may be challenging for those who have never played it except during a few throws between friends in their youth.
Now that your son is in college and starting to assert himself in this beautiful and compelling sport, it is perfectly normal not to be able to fully follow the dynamics behind football, only half enjoying the performance your son is playing.
For you new to the sport, it’s time to find out everything that happens on the field during a game!
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Amazing Facts for Curious Kids: 1000 Days of Random and Mind-Blowing Facts About Science, Physics, History, Sports, Nature, and Everything in Between
By Kevin A. Dola / Genre: Science for Kids, Education, Science & Math
Did You Know that Elephants Are the Only Animal That Can’t Jump? Or that Horses and Cows Actually Sleep Standing Up?
Have you ever seen your kid reading a book for 2 hours straight just because it was THAT interesting, exciting, and fun?
I get comments like this all the time from people who bought this book, and on top of that… I saw it with my own eyes when my son grabbed it.
Check out what’s inside:
-Does your little one love animals? This section will be surprisingly good!
-Crazy facts about the Sun and Planet Earth that most people never heard of
-How our brain actually works? Simple facts about your head that will blow your mind!
-Secret languages no person on a planet can understand, and how your language started
-Crazy Physics facts that make full sense, but you never thought about them
-Sports facts for curious sports enthusiasts who like crazy unknown stuff
-Totally random facts your kids will find extremely interesting
So much more!
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Unexpected Guest: Arrow and Ellie Meet a Talking Turtle
By Charlie Tripp / Genre: Action & Adventure, Literature & Fiction
Did you know that your little one has a secret power to talk and interact with almost any animal they want?
Dogs, Cats, Pigs, Mouses, Lions, Tigers, and even big and small Turtles!
And during the second part of the amazing book series “How Dogs and Children Can Talk,” Elle discovered her desire to meet a real turtle while playing with her toys.
“Not a toy, but the one that moves, talks, and is as friendly as her best friend, Arrow!”
And because Arrow is Elle’s best friend, now he is on a mission to make her dream come true.
But where do I find a real turtle? How will he come to our home? Well, let’s figure it out! – says Arrow.
Prepare your little one for a great adventure – a simple, cozy, and heartwarming story that will excite every child to read and sparkle their imagination every time they pick up this book.
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The Complete Instant Pot Cookbook For Beginners: 1500 Days of Affordable, Foolproof Pressure Cooker Recipes To Make Delicious Homemade Meals For Busy People Full Color Version
By Elizabeth J. Ramos / Genre: Special Appliances, Cookbooks, Food & Wine
Full-Color Premium Printing Edition
with Vibrant Color Pictures of Each Finished Meals for the Recipes
Have an amazing and enjoyable culinary tour with 1500 days of affordable, foolproof instant pot recipes
If you want to live an eco-friendly lifestyle while keeping an eye on your budget, you can make some changes at home. A small investment can have extra benefits. For example, changing the way you cook will not only save you money and make healthier meals, but it has the added benefit of helping the environment. An instant pot is a great option.
You will get the most out of your Instant Pot, and have an amazing and enjoyable culinary tour with this cookbook as it is specially designed for the instant pot.
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